mastodon user joeywheeler - aka jordan - is 18 gregorian years old and still avidly watches the hamtaro anime
pansexual & sapphic & nonbinary (any pronouns work). they love their girlfriend lizzie and their qpp sickle so much!
wants matpat to break into their house and cum, killing them instantly
if anyone tells you i want to fuck captain underpants report them for slander